The Mad Twatter

The Mad Twatter Baking Recipe

- 3 tbsp beautiful things
- 1 cup snarky humor
- a dash of poetic wording
- a pinch of opinion

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Daenerys “someone is going to die” Targaryen face

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my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

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Welcome to Rapture.

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White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

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Among the stupider things I found while hunting for gifs.
Obviously when you’re not a Vanderbiltian silver fox, the sun just shifts it’s lighting all the time to make you look the exact same in all situations. It’s cosmic affirmative action!
This is a good post by one of the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender on color theory, and how color can look completely different depending on surrounding colors and context. 

Uhh…that last image isn’t from the Aladdin film…It’s from a porn comic. It’s been cropped, in the full image he’s being blown by Hercules. 

tumblr loses again